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1993-06-17
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Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Cooks do it in the kitchen
Do infants enjoy infancy like adults enjoy adultry?
Don't take life so seriously... It isn't permanent
Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash
I finally got it together, and I forgot where I put it!
I know the speed of light - Whats the speed of dark?
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I laughed!
I was up all night trying to round off infinity
I'm living life on the edge of insanity
It's a bird, It's a plane, <SPLAT>... It's a bird.
It's not money I want, it's the toys!
Lawyers do it on a trial basis
Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot
Nobody notices when things go right
Practice safe HEX!
Respect you in the morning? I don't respect you now!
Semiconductor: One who directs 18 wheelers
The manure is sure to impact the rotary ventilator
When in doubt, use a bigger hammer...
Wipe your nose, your brains are leaking.
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